Monthly Archives: March 2006

Save the Date

The Simpsons are coming to the big screen on July 27, 2007. 

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Pachelbel’s Canon – Electrified!

This is the most awesome thing I have seen/heard in a long time.

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Fishies

Thanks to the CobbMichaels, Hunters, and Eoffs for coming over to partake in our little sushi-fest on Saturday.  A good time was had by all.

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Sweet, sweet cardiac arrest

A cheeseburger sandwiched between a Krispy Kreme Doughnut?  Holy myocardial infarction, Batman! For fark’s sake.  No wonder mid-westerners are so fat.

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Enough novocaine to make a bull elephant drool

Yowch.  I had to have two crowns replaced today. Droopy-faced, half-smiles are always fun, especially when the temporary crowns are bronze-colored.  Yes, that’s right: BRONZE.  The two weeks until I get the final porcelain crowns can’t go by quickly enough.

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And now for an oldie, but a goodie

It’s back in the 1800′s and a mine owner is hiring new workers. A German steps up and says, “I can pick gold faster than any man alive.”  The owner hires him on the spot. A Russian wanders up and … Continue reading

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Freudian slip?

I got an email from my recruiter today that started off like this: Hello Jon, Thanks for being suck a great employee But he gave me free movie tickets, so I think I know what he meant.

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"It’s done when it’s done"

That is a completely useless attitude toward software development.  Okay, not totally useless, but as far as creating a product and getting it out the door in a timely fashion, it’s about the worst attitude you can have. Case in … Continue reading

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Marley & Me

Marley & Me Great book, if you’re a dog lover.  You’ll laugh.  You’ll cry.  You’ll remember all the reasons why you got the little fur ball in the first place, and why you’ve put up with his shenanigans ever since.  … Continue reading

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India

I just learned something interesting — or frightening, depending on how you look at it — from my coworkers regarding the size of India.  I know that India has ~1 billion people.  Just glancing at the map, it appears to … Continue reading

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