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Monthly Archives: October 2006
Making the case for stem cell research
You need look no further than this article to see why stem cell research should be fully supported by the U.S. government:
Nerve cells grown from human embryonic stem cells and injected into the brains of rats with a syndrome mimicking Parkinson's disease significantly reduced the animals' symptoms, but the treatment also caused tumors in the rodents' brains, scientists reported yesterday. [...]
Goldman said he suspected that with modest changes in technique, researchers will be able to keep the benefits of the treatment while eliminating or reducing the chances of getting the cancerlike growths. But he conceded that much more basic research would have to be done before scientists — or regulators — were likely to be convinced of the approach's safety. [...]
The team injected the cells into the brains of rats, which had been given a chemical that causes damage similar to that seen in Parkinson's. The new cells integrated into the animals' brains and produced copious amounts of dopamine. As a result, the animals' motor coordination improved almost to the point of being normal, according to the report in yesterday's online edition of the journal Nature Medicine.
But when the animals were autopsied after three months and their brains were examined microscopically, the team found multiple tumors, indicating that some of the injected cells did not settle into the job of being neurons but rather had begun to grow uncontrollably.
Obviously, the technique has not yet been perfected, but if they are able to work out all of the kinks, think about the implications: No more Levodopa cocktails, no more deep brain stimulation in which the patients have to "wear" an external battery pack (not to mention that DBS is only available to a small percentage of Parkinson's sufferers), and a return to normal or near-normal life for the thousands, possibly millions, of Parkinson's patients throughout the world.
Case in point: Michael J Fox suffers from Parkinson's Disease. Fox is a national treasure, what with all of the joy his acting has brought to us. There is an ad circulating right now in which he urges voters to support one candidate over another because the former supports lifting the ban on stem cell research. The video itself is heartbreaking. My words could never do it justice. It'll hit you like a ton of bricks. How great would it be to cure him and enable him to get back in front of the camera and do what he does best? Now imagine how great it would be to cure one of your friends or family members.
We have a moral obligation to help people like Michael J Fox, and this lab study is further evidence of the potential cures that stem cell research can bring to us. I need to research the arguments more thoroughly because what I know of them is based on what I've read on blogs. But as I understand it, the embryos used for research are set to be discarded anyway. If they're not ever going to be used for procreation, why not use them to help out your fellow living, breathing, productive members of society?
What irks me the most is the hypocrisy of those who vehemently oppose stem cell research. I just know that if/when scientists use stem cells to find cures for some of the various maladies that afflict human kind, stem cell research opponents who have in the mean time become sufferers will be among the first in line to receive treatment. And they should receive treatment, because to deny them would be inhumane. But still… the "it should be outlawed until I need it" double standard makes my blood boil, especially when it is impeding the science that could one day improve the lives of so many people. It's selfishness at its worst.
So please, for the good of so many that suffer from chronic diseases, vote to support stem cell research.
Great job, Coach
Ok. You're new in town. You've got a new job, a new boss, and a whole bunch of new fans to win over. Plus, you preside over a group of overpaid, oversexed millionaire crybabies with egos the size of Texas. You insist on hard work, smothering defense, and maximum effort for the duration of each 48-minute game from a group that is used to playing offense-only basketball.
So far, things are going great. It looks like the whole team is buying into your bullshit system, saying they like how hard you work and how much they respect what you bring to the game. And let's be honest — without that respect, you're going nowhere with these guys.
You're 3-1 this preseason, with palpable excitement starting to build among the fans that this team could be the real deal. Defense. Scoring. Hustle. This team – your team – just might be something special to watch this season. Your future in Sacramento couldn't be brighter.
And then you go and do something like this:
First-year Kings coach Eric Musselman was arrested early Saturday on suspicion of driving under the influence, authorities said.
Musselman was arrested on K Street in midtown Sacramento around 2:15 a.m. after cutting off another motorist, according to officer Jasper Begay, a California Highway Patrol spokesman. Musselman [...] failed a field sobriety test and had a blood alcohol level above the legal limit of .08 percent, Begay said.
Well played, sir. In one fell swoop, you've simultaneously made yourself look like an ass and lost any moral high ground you had amongst your players. You can no longer demand their respect. You're worse than many of them. You're a common criminal.
I hope you have some magic up that always-over-prepared ass of yours, coach, or else your stay in Sacto could end up being a very brief one. And while you're up there spelunking in that magic crevice, try to locate a clue.
Making a RAZR ringtone with iTunes
I just recently upgraded my cell phone to a Motorola RAZR from a dinosaur. If you're picturing this
then you aren't far off.
Anyway, when I found out that the RAZR could play MP3 ringtones, I was stoked. I had the perfect song in mind: Metallica's Master of Puppets. Only I didn't want the chorus, because the chorus is lame. Anyone who knows anything about rock knows that the best part of the song is the opening riff. So I went to Cingular's download site. They have Metallica. Sweet. They have Master of Puppets. SWEET. It's just the chorus. Sheeeet. I'm up sheeeet creek without a paddle.
Luckily, there exist many people on the internets who are orders of magnitude smarter than I am. Using this article, iTunes, and my handy new Motorola PC Bluetooth adapter, I cut the song to the appropriate 30-second chunk, reduced the bitrate, and then copied it to my phone. Presto, I now have the greatest ringtone ever.
And if you disagree with me on that last point, then I politely suggest that you go suck on a tailpipe.
That is all. Thank you.
I’m so conflicted
The Pussification of America
School bans tag, other chase games
Officials at an elementary school south of Boston have banned kids from playing tag, touch football and any other unsupervised chase game during recess for fear they’ll get hurt and hold the school liable.
There should be a ban on frivolous lawsuits, not on normal childhood activities. JFC.
Another Willett parent, Celeste D’Elia, said her son feels safer because of the rule. “I’ve witnessed enough near collisions,” she said.
That is so weak. She was obviously the slow, fat kid who was always “it”.
2.0′s Ultrasound pics
We went to the radiologist today and had an ultrasound done. Kelly is about 5 months along. Here are the pics: (click for Flickr gallery)

This is my favorite shot:

All it's missing is the hand gesture. ![]()
Truth in advertising
Watch as this "model" is transformed into a billboard beauty. It lends an air of truth to Tucker Max's assertion that models are nowhere near as good looking in person as they are on screen/in print/on film.
Exception? Rule?
I'm going with Rule. Supermodels, please feel free to prove me wrong.
(Click image for video.)
Mike Tyson is insane
Nothing new, right? Well, just when you thought all of the marbles were out of the bag and long since lost down the storm drain, Iron Mike offers up this nugget:
At a news conference at an Italian restaurant, Tyson said he would likely go just four rounds and that future stops on the tour might include bouts with women, possibly professional boxer Ann Wolfe.
Because nothing says "I regret that I ever abused women" like getting in the ring and beating the snizot out of…well, a woman.
Dumbass.
Need to get away?
If you're tired of hanging out with the same old degenerates at your local dive, then this Web site should help you find a fresh, new watering hole full of someone else's discarded degenerates, where you can drink your worries into oblivion and incrementally raise your self esteem, one $2 watered-down beer at a time:
(h/t to lifehacker)




