Monthly Archives: November 2006

It’s hard being me

Okay, you have to watch this (click for video):   I think the interviewer did a brilliant job of playing it off, but, according to Mr. Moustache’s MySpace page, the camera operator was less than impressed: my post-verdict interview was … Continue reading

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It’s a wonderful day at Chick-Fil-A!

Chick-Fil-A has the most polite drive through attendants I have ever encountered.  So much so, in fact, that I am considering going back there every day for lunch just to hear how nice my ass looks in these jeans.  Okay, … Continue reading

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Pornaments

Sex up your tree a little this xmas (warning: some are NSFW):

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Harry Potter / Simpsons trailers

In case you hadn’t heard, there’s a trailer out for the new Harry Potter flick, coming out on July 13, 2007 (click image for video):   That’s going to be a good month.  The Simpsons Movie is also coming out, on … Continue reading

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Full

Holy crap, that was a lot of food.  Between my mom, my grandma, Kelly, and her mom & grandma, we had a RIDICULOUS amount of food last night.  We had pickle hors d’ ouvres, cookies, fudge, chips and dips, and popcorn … Continue reading

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Happy Turkey Day

May your stomach be gloriously full by this evening.  May your midnight turkey sandwich be all that you hoped it would be.  May your plumbing be able to withstand the inevitable onslaught.  And, most importantly, may you enjoy your time … Continue reading

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Sam McGuffie

Is good.  Watch him hurdle the opposing defender (click image for video):

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The Booger Wall

I’m a fairly liberal, open-minded, and accepting person, but this something that I find absolutely repulsive. In the men’s bathroom at work, there is a urinal where the men can pee standing up (duh).  Unfortunately, someone has felt at-home enough … Continue reading

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Blue balls

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Quite possibly the two greatest acceptance speeches of all time

Jack Palance, accepting his best supporting actor Oscar (click image for video): “As far as the two handed pushups, well you can do that all night, and it doesn’t make any difference whether she’s there or not.”   Jimmy V … Continue reading

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