So easily amused
Okay, you have to watch this (click for video):
I think the interviewer did a brilliant job of playing it off, but, according to Mr. Moustache’s MySpace page, the camera operator was less than impressed:
my post-verdict interview was about emancipation and how my life is really difficult because i have a moustache. when it was over the camera operator turned the camera off and said, “what the hell was that?”
Chick-Fil-A has the most polite drive through attendants I have ever encountered. So much so, in fact, that I am considering going back there every day for lunch just to hear how nice my ass looks in these jeans.
Okay, that’s obviously a lie – I mean, they couldn’t possibly see how great my ass looks in these jeans because I was sitting in my truck in the drive through – but still, the politeness and courtesy of the employees was totally unexpected and a welcome change from what you’d experience at a typical McDonalds or Jack in the Box.
As for the food? Well, it was nothing special, but it was good. If you’re looking for something different, then I recommend you give it a shot. If nothing else, you’ll have a pleasant customer service experience.
In case you hadn’t heard, there’s a trailer out for the new Harry Potter flick, coming out on July 13, 2007 (click image for video):
That’s going to be a good month. The Simpsons Movie is also coming out, on July 27, 2007 (click image for video):
And, oh yeah, I think I got married or something in July. Punch and pie!
Holy crap, that was a lot of food. Between my mom, my grandma, Kelly, and her mom & grandma, we had a RIDICULOUS amount of food last night. We had pickle hors d’ ouvres, cookies, fudge, chips and dips, and popcorn balls. For dinner we had turkey, a honey baked ham, mashed potatoes, rolls, gravy, jello salad, bread and butter pickles, yams, stuffing, gigantic black olives, and green bean casserole. And for dessert, we had pumpkin bars, and, like, 6 different kinds of pie. It was ludicrous.
I spent the 1/2 hour before dinner picking at the Ruffles and French Onion Dip. I snacked on pickle hors d’ ouvres. I generally made a fat bastard of myself. And this was all before the main course was even served. I was so full from appetizers that I barely even made a dent in my plate. There were 14 people there; I think we could have easily fed 20.
Anyway, it was a great day. It’s always nice to have everyone together like that. They’re great people.
May your stomach be gloriously full by this evening. May your midnight turkey sandwich be all that you hoped it would be. May your plumbing be able to withstand the inevitable onslaught. And, most importantly, may you enjoy your time with your loved ones, giving thanks for all that is good in your life.
Happy Thanksgiving!
I’m a fairly liberal, open-minded, and accepting person, but this something that I find absolutely repulsive.
In the men’s bathroom at work, there is a urinal where the men can pee standing up (duh). Unfortunately, someone has felt at-home enough in the urinal stall to pick his nose and wipe his boogers on the wall, directly above the urinal. When you’re trying to take a leak, these little nose nuggets are staring back at you, taunting you. “Look at me! I’m dried up snot! I dare you not to think about how nasty it is that I’m stuck on this wall!” It’s f*cking disgusting.
I snapped a pic with my phone (click thumbnail for larger version):
Yuck.
Jack Palance, accepting his best supporting actor Oscar (click image for video):
“As far as the two handed pushups, well you can do that all night, and it doesn’t make any difference whether she’s there or not.”
Jimmy V accepting his Arthur Ashe ESPY (click image for video):
“Cancer can take away all of my physical abilities. It cannot touch my mind, it cannot touch my heart, it cannot touch my soul. And those three things are going to carry on forever.”
