And I’m done

SCHOOOOOOL’S…  OUT…  FOR….  Winter?


It just doesn’t have the same ring to it, but it’ll do.  No more getting up early on Saturdays for 9am classes.  I just took my final and turned in my project.


w00t

Maturity?

GPA of last 30 semester units at Cal Poly: 2.009


GPA of last 30 semester units at Cuesta/Sierra/CSUS: 3.733


I think it’s a combination of three things:



  • An attitude adjustment I received two years ago

  • Maturity

  • Business classes are orders of magnitude easier than engineering classes

Were I to take that last 30 units at Cal Poly now, I wonder how I would fare?

One more reason I’m glad I switched to Flickr

My old photo hosting company (name rhymes with “freebase”) was plagued by downtime and the dreaded red X.  Flickr has been rock solid, and their upload application makes uploading files a snap.

Well, the best just got better.  Flickr Pro accounts will now enjoy unlimited storage and bandwidth. No more 2GB monthly limit!

(Not that I have ever approached 2GB of uploads in a month, but still, having no constraints is a plus in my book.)

Edit: I was trying to be nice and not bag on them because they might have been going through a rough spell when I was having the dreaded X problem, but I just visited their site for old time’s sake a few minutes ago, and this is what I found (click thumbnail for full-size image):

Free Image Hosting at allyoucanupload.com

Edit 2: Even worse!  Fer fark’s sake!  But, hey, at least the photos themselves are showing up, right?

Free Image Hosting at allyoucanupload.com

Fifth Third Bank

About every 2 days, I receive a phishing attempt in my SPAM folder that purports to be from the Fifth Third Bank.  This has been happening for about a year or two, and every time I have laughed it off as a pathetic “Engrish” attempt by some funny fur’ner to dup Americans into revealing their bank account details.  Joke’s on me


Turns out it was a group of retarded Ohioans who decided that this would be a great name for their respected financial institution.  Way to raise the bar, guys.

The Crib

We finally decided to be good parents and not make the Baby sleep on the floor the first night s/he comes home:


crib


I have to say, I am impressed with this piece of furniture.  It is sturdy, nice looking, and extremely easy to put together.  I thought it was going to be a 5-Heineken job, but it only turned out to be a 0.5-Heini job.  I think I got screwed on that one. 


Anyway, this block of wood is actually super spiffy and versatile.  It’s not only a crib, but with a few extra pieces of wood, it converts into a day bed or a full size bed.  Now, with all of these options, you might wonder how you’re supposed to keep track of the parts, tools, and instructions over a period of two or more years.  Well, they thought of that, too.  If you look at the mattress spring in the picture, you’ll see a white pouch.  The crib manufacturer included it and a pair of zip ties to hold the necessary tools, conversion parts, and instructions for whenever we decide to make the transformations.  I thought that was the coolest thing ever, because I know me, and without the pouch those tiny extra parts would have pulled a Jimmy Hoffa within the first 6 months.


I don’t know where I’m going with this.  Clearly, you can see that the title of my blog is totally appropriate.  I am so easily amused by the smallest things.


Edit: Oh, and speaking of baby things, here’s a profile shot from the 6.5 month mark:


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Edit 2: I guess, technically, the bambino will be sleeping in a bassinet for the first few nights/weeks, but that ruins my joke, so blah.

Condoms ‘too big’ for Indian men

This article is hilarious — not because researchers are calling out Indian men as being penilously deprived, not because they actually took the time to measure the penises of 1200 men, but because of the response of the former editor of Maxim India.  Go ahead and read the article, but I’ll paraphrase for you:



Researchers:  INDIAN MEN HAVE SMALL PENISES!!!


Indian Men:  It’s not the size that matters.  Besides, look at our population.  Bitch.