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Monthly Archives: March 2007
Mike Aiello
Not the actor, but a friend of mine from college. I just heard that he died in a small plane crash near Los Banos, CA. I’m at a total loss for words. My condolences go out to the Aiello and … Continue reading
"Unfortunate"
The title of this article is “Man in unfortunate saw-mill penis incident“: A man has been taken to hospital in Australia after his penis and groin got caught in the machinery at a saw mill. Unfortunate? Homer getting hives is … Continue reading
Hives
Yeah… so, of all the special people in this household, guess which one of us came down with hives? Yep. Homer. Apparently, introducing Troy into the environment was just too much too soon for the Homedog, and his skin couldn’t … Continue reading
Baby does not respect protocol
That protocol being: Baby messes pants Parent changes baby’s diaper Baby waits longer than 5 seconds to mess pants again Late last night: Troy’s butt went, “SSSSMMMUUUUUUUURRRRRPPPPPPPP!” And I was all, “Eeeewwwwwww!” And he was like, “Wah!” And I was all, … Continue reading
I nominate myself for Father of the Year
So I was leaving my mother-in-law’s house yesterday to pick up Kelly from a wedding shower she had been attending. I had little Troy Boy with me inside the MIL’s house, and I had set him in his car seat for safe … Continue reading
Food. Good.
I just wanted to say a quick thanks to everyone who brought us dinners over the past week. I have seen it done in the past for friends and coworkers who’d just had a new baby, but until you’re the couple actually … Continue reading
Lesson learned
When changing a newborn baby boy’s diaper, always cover his little wang with a washcloth or some other type of absorbent material. On a related note, just because said newborn baby boy pees all over the changing table, the blinds, and … Continue reading
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