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Tag Archives: fatherhood
Troy, it looks like you’ve developed a Dad-sized growth on your butt
You can really tell when there is a dearth of creative talent, can’t you?
Answer: This much
Question: Based on the first four weeks of your life, how much confidence do you have in your dad’s ability to raise you into a functioning, well-adjusted member of society?
Roll on!
We have a roller. The past two nights, little 4-week-old Troy has decided that he doesn’t like to be on his stomach, so he flips himself over onto his back. I have video evidence, but, of course, I don’t have … Continue reading
Baby REALLY does not respect protocol
Within a 5-minute span of time, Troy: Unloaded in his diaper while feeding. Spit up most of what he had eaten, all over Kelly. Spit up more while on his changing mat, getting some in his hair. Unloaded in his … Continue reading
Baby does not respect protocol
That protocol being: Baby messes pants Parent changes baby’s diaper Baby waits longer than 5 seconds to mess pants again Late last night: Troy’s butt went, “SSSSMMMUUUUUUUURRRRRPPPPPPPP!” And I was all, “Eeeewwwwwww!” And he was like, “Wah!” And I was all, … Continue reading
I nominate myself for Father of the Year
So I was leaving my mother-in-law’s house yesterday to pick up Kelly from a wedding shower she had been attending. I had little Troy Boy with me inside the MIL’s house, and I had set him in his car seat for safe … Continue reading