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What’s that sound?

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Why, it's the sound of Paris Hilton having a bad day:

So in one fell swoop, she's penniless, jobless, and homeless.  It's almost enough to make you feel bad for the poor girl.  Almost.  Then you have to remember that she brought all of this upon herself.  Kind of sad, really.

* I don't know Barron Hilton, but my gut instinct tells me that he's only bluffing about cutting off her inheritance.  The article makes it sound like he's cutting off the entire family just because of Paris.  I highly doubt that, but, then again, giving one's entire fortune to charity wouldn't be unprecedented.

Dumb broad

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Normally I only utter that phrase in jest, but in this case I sincerely mean it:



A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail Friday for violating her probation, putting the brakes on the hotel heiress’ famous high life.


That’s okay.  She’s rich and famous, so she’ll probably get a work release program or something, right?



Hilton [...] must go to jail on June 5 and she will not be allowed any work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or any electronic monitoring in lieu of jail, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled after a hearing. 


Oh, snap! 


Paris Hilton: pwned

‘Gilmore Girls’ canceled

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Me: (singing) “Thank you for being a friend…“


Voice in my head: No, you idiot!!!  Gilmore Girls, not Golden Girls!!!


Me: Oh.  Aren’t they the same thing?


Vimh: *Thwack!*


And just like that, I forgot how to do math. 


But seriously, that just shows you how much I watch TV.  I thought the show died a long time ago, but The Bee says it was just canceled today. 


In light of this news, I just spent 5 seconds composing a nice eulogy for the show, but then I remembered I don’t care, so I caressed my butt instead.


Be gone, Gilmore Girls.  I didn’t even know you were still in the room.