Moonlight Graham finally gets his shot

One of the saddest moments in Field of Dreams is when Archie “Moonlight” Graham has to give up his dream of playing with some of the biggest names in baseball to save Ray Kinsella’s daughter from choking on a hot dog.  And yet, Graham does it with only a slight amount of hesitation.  He knows that his true calling in life is to be a doctor.

It has freaked me out the past couple of games to see Jacoby Ellsbury playing for the Red Sox, and after just a moment of thought, I finally figured out why: Jacoby Ellsbury is Moonlight Graham!

Well, I’d best be getting home to bed.  Alicia Kelly will think I’ve got a girlfriend.

Pedroia in the New York Times

It's pretty friggin' cool to see a ball player from Woodland get written up in the New York Times:

“I love him,” pitcher Tim Wakefield said. “He gets it. He plays the game hard.”

Yankees General Manager Brian Cashman said that Pedroia, who was only 130 pounds as a freshman at Arizona State, had impressed him, too.

“All he’s done is what they’ve asked of him,” Cashman said. “He’s never failed anywhere.”

While Pedroia was growing up in Woodland, Calif. [w00t!], he said his older brother and his parents constantly reminded him that, “You’ve got to play hard every day because you don’t know how long you’re going to play.”

Go Little Pedro!

Applied Athletics

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Look how firmly my feet are planted on the ground as I attempt to run down the birdie.  I'm like a gazelle mired in a tar pit.

As in Mathematics, I am better at theory than application.

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My BIL, Chuck, and his girlfriend, Becky, were among the lucky few who witnessed Barry's record-setting 756th home run in person.

Says Chuck:

Easily one of the Top 3 Moments of my life. 

Chuck, Chuck, Chuck…  So young, so naive.  Just wait until you get a dog, and he's sound asleep on the floor in front of you, and he farts really loudly, and it jolts him awake, and it scares him so badly that he runs out of the room and hides under the office desk.  That will easily occupy Moments 1-7.

Sean Sherk is a fraud. Maybe.

From the SacBee:

Ultimate Fighting lightweight champion Sean Sherk and challenger Hermes Franca received one-year suspensions and were fined $2,500 each by the California State Athletic Commission on Thursday for failing drug tests after their July 7 bout at Arco Arena.

Sherk tested positive for nandrolone metabolites [...] steroids, according to the commission. [...]

Sherk has filed an appeal, said Armando Garcia, the commission's executive officer, that will be heard at the commission's meeting Aug. 6 in Los Angeles.

It's entirely possible that someone made a mistake with the test and the suspension will be overturned on appeal, but if the ruling is upheld, it would sure as hell explain why Sean "The Muscle Jerk" Sherk is so dominant in the octagon.  The couple of fights I've seen him in, his opponents were simply overmatched.  Sherk controlled virtually every aspect of the fight, and wore them down with Ground-N-Pound.

If he's innocent, he's one hell of an athlete.  If not, he's just another roided-up chump with shriveling testes.