Tag Archives: wtf

The truth hurts

I am that neighbor.  Days after the garbage man has come by and emptied our Toters, mine are still sitting out on the street.  Even though 99% of the people in our neighborhood have put theirs away, and even though … Continue reading

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"A Unique Shopping Experience"

A coworker of mine recently visited the salad bar of a local grocery store.  Dissatisfied with some of the store’s recent changes, she decided to write a letter: I used to come to your store for the salad bar – … Continue reading

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I have to share this

This is easily my favorite news story of 2008: FRESNO, California (AP) — Authorities say they’ve arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before … Continue reading

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Are you sure about that date?

IIRC, June 31st is only valid on the Julienne calendar. [Original article here]

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Going down in a ball of fire… or a cloud of smoke

In an article about Broadcom co-founder Henry T. Nicholas III and the creative ways in which he criminally indulged himself, there is this passage: In 2001, Nicholas smoked so much marijuana during a flight on a private jet between Orange County … Continue reading

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Spre is screwed

Looks like Latrell Sprewell has fallen on hard times: Former NBA star Latrell Sprewell’s home is up for foreclosure and his yacht sold at auction to help pay off the $1.3 million he owes on the boat, according to court … Continue reading

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This week’s sign of the apocalypse

They're back, bitch.

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Bring that beat back!

Twitter, you blow goats. (This is something I'd normally post on Twitter, but, oh, look it's down.  AGAIN.  Seriously.)

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For the record, his mother dressed him that day

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Sometimes it’s good to be a homeowner

… and sometimes it's not.  The category 72 hurricane that blew through Northern California today really did a number on our fence: Damn, look at that!  A waterfront property!  Our property value just went through the roof! The half-fence is quite … Continue reading

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